Category: Joke Board
Q: Where did the 2 crabs meet and fall in love?
A: the policeman's ball.
Q: Why do men get hemmoroids less often than women?
Men are more perfect assholes.
How do we know pms has been around forever?
It's right there in the bible: "Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
Why are chickens so ugly?
You'd be ugly too if you had a pecker sticking out the side of your face!
What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
They're both experts at changing positions in front of a camera.
How do you cook toilet paper?
You brown it on 1 side and throw it in the pot.
Do boats sink often?
No, only once.
How did the man who never cursed expressed his disappointment when Green Bay lost to Dallas?
"Aw, fudge packers!"